Diesel is hothe really is you know!!!!
Diesel_is_hot
read my profile
sign my guestbook

Visit Diesel_is_hot's Xanga Site!

Name: Derek
Country: Canada
Metro: Kitchener
Birthday: 9/18/1981
Gender: Male


Interests: playing guitar, going to concerts, watching hockey/football/baseball, drinking beer, listening to music, Slash, the Simpsons, Family Guy, 80's rock ballads
Expertise: Hockey and the Simpsons
Occupation: Retired
Industry: Textiles


Message: message meEmail: email me
Website: visit my website
MSN: diesel_is_hot@hotmail.com


Member Since: 1/10/2006

SubscriptionsSites I Read
CurtisHealy
Jenzy_Frenzy
DrVonAwesome
patrickdryburgh
Good_Form
MatthewHarrison
Holly_Summerfield
daveygravey
gawa98

Blogrings
Beards and the women who love them
previous - random - next

EBC WHAT?!?
previous - random - next


Posting Calendar

|<< oldest | newest >>|
view all weblog archives

Get Involved!

Suggest a link

Recommend to friend

Create a site


Thursday, February 01, 2007

Brokeback By The Bell

I'll post a real blog on here at some point .... but for now I have a real funny video.  I know the whole "brokeback" parody thing has been overdone, but I thought this one was especially hilarious.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHLr5AYl5f4

Check it out

 


Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Retail :(

I have heard of people growing to hate places that they once loved because they decided to work that place.  A common time this happens is McDonalds.  People work for McDonalds, a restaurant they once loved, and then start to hate it after they work there.  I feel that way about Future Shop.  I loath Future Shop now.  I have been working there for about 2 months now and I do not want to be near that store anymore.  It used to be a store I could go in all the time and just look around, but now I hate being in it. 

I hate retail.  I would rather work at something that made me do labour and not have to talk to customers.  I think I might apply at a grocery store to be a stock boy (stock man!).  Then I could just do some work and not have to sell things that I don't think are that worth it (product service plans at Future Shop) to people who don't want to buy it.  I'm not a lazy person, if I am given a job I can do it, especially if I'm being paid for it.  But I really just am not a salesperson.  If someone says no, they don't want to buy something, then I say "okay".  According to Future Shop I am supposed to overcome that objection.  I'd rather just not.  I hate retail.  Please save me from retail!


Thursday, December 07, 2006

Some Great Christmas One-Liners

Old ones are the best...!
21 things you can only get away with saying at Christmas

1. I prefer breasts to legs

2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. Smother the butter all over the breasts!
4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!
5. I've never seen a better spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry; do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you put it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang.
18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had!
19. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning
20. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more!
Have a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year


Tuesday, December 05, 2006

Future Shop

I got "promoted" today at Future Shop.  I am now a Product Expert as opposed to a Sales Associate.  Basically this means that I get comission instead of an hourly wage.  Which can be good or bad, but at this time of year will be good.

I need to find a new job though.  Future Shop won't pay too well after Christmas, and there won't be very many hours to give.  I need to find full time work around school so basically my only option is to take a full time job working midnights.  So if anyone knows someone that is hiring full time nights then please let me know!


Saturday, November 18, 2006

A video you never thought you'd see

Made by: Aaron, Derek, Heather, Jordan, and Shawn.



Next 5 >>